150 Amagambo meza ya WhatsApp kuri wewe

Igice cya 1: Amagambo akonje ya WhatsApp

Ubu bwoko bwa WhatsApp ni ubw'abantu bashaka kwerekana uruhande rushya rw'imiterere yabo. Amwe mumategeko meza ya WhatsApp yavuzwe hamwe.

1. Ntabwo nahindutse, kandi nakuze. Ugomba kubigerageza rimwe.

2. Nkunda kugura ibintu bishya, ariko nanga gukoresha amafaranga.

3. Ntabwo mpaka, ndagerageza gusa gusobanura impamvu mvuze ukuri.

4. Mfuhira ababyeyi, sinzigera ngira umwana nkuwabo.

5. Ntabwo mfite ikibazo cyimyitwarire, kandi mfite gusa imiterere udashobora gukemura.

6. Twese twavutse gupfa, ntukumve ko umwihariko kundusha.

7. Nanga imibare, ariko nkunda kubara amafaranga.

8. Ubuzima ni bugufi cyane. Ntugapfushe ubusa gusoma status yanjye ya WhatsApp.

9. Isi idafite "Ubuhanzi" ni "Eh."

10. Ndi mwiza cyane gusinzira, ndashobora kubikora mpumuye amaso

11. Ibintu byose binyica bituma numva ndi muzima.

12. Gusa nabonye umuntu uzi ubwenge cyane igihe nari imbere yindorerwamo.

13. Iyo mpfuye, ndashaka ko imva yanjye itanga Wifi kubuntu kugirango abantu basure kenshi.

14. URUGO: Aho nshobora kugaragara nabi nkabyishimira.

15. Imana irema; Ndashaka kuvuga, reba gusa.

16. Ndavuga ibitekerezo byanjye. Sinigeze ntekereza ibyo mvuga.

17. Uyu munsi mugitondo ubwo nari ntwaye Ferrari yanjye, impuruza irankangura.

18. Ntabwo nitaye kubyo abantu batekereza cyangwa bavuga kuri njye, kandi ntabwo navukiye kuri iyi si kugirango nshimishe abantu bose.

19. Nahagaritse kurwana n'abadayimoni yanjye. Turi ku ruhande rumwe ubu.

20. Nshuti nziza, nyamuneka gukura no gukemura ibibazo byawe. Ndarambiwe kubasubiza kubwanyu.

21. Ubusanzwe birarambiranye.

22. Nzi ko ndi "Igitangaza", ntabwo rero nita kuri "Igitekerezo" cyawe.

23. Ntabwo nkeneye umusatsi, kandi umusego wanjye umpa imisatsi mishya buri gitondo.

24. Ejo ntacyo nakoze, kandi uyumunsi ndangije ibyo nakoze ejo.

25. Nkeneye cyane ikiruhuko cyamezi 6 kabiri mumwaka.

26. Ndivugana ubwanjye kuko nkunda gukorana nabantu beza.

27. Nkeneye Google mubwonko bwanjye.

28. Nkunda gutemberana nabantu bintera kwibagirwa kureba terefone yanjye.

29. Nabonye uburyo bwo kwishima. Umuntu ashobora kunyoherereza amafaranga kugirango nshobore kugura ibiyigize?

30. Natangiriye kubusa, kandi ndacyafite byinshi.

Igice cya 2: Amagambo asekeje ya WhatsApp

Byendagusetsa WhatsApp nuburyo bwo kwerekana uruhande rudasanzwe rwimiterere yawe kubandi. Imiterere yawe ya WhatsApp isekeje yongera umunezero nibyiza mubuzima bwabandi, bose bahujwe na WhatsApp yawe. Dore ingero zimwe.

1. Ndibaza Bigenda bite Mugihe Umugore wa Muganga arya pome kumunsi.

2. Kutagira icyo ukora nikintu kigoye gukora. Ntushobora kumenya igihe cyo kurangirira.

3. Abantu bahindura Urukundo nyuma ya 30 Sec. GF niyo mpamvu ...

4. Ububiko bwibitabo nibimenyetso gusa dufite abantu bagitekereza.

5. Ikimpangayikishije cyane mubuzima nukuntu inshuti zanjye kumurongo zishobora kumenyeshwa urupfu rwanjye .. !!

6. Umubu umeze nkumuryango. Birababaje, ariko bitwara amaraso yawe.

7. Niba College ntacyo yatwigishije, ni kohereza ubutumwa utareba :)

8. Igihe cyonyine intsinzi ije mbere yakazi ni mu nkoranyamagambo.

9. Umucyo ugenda vuba kuruta amajwi… niyo mpamvu abantu bagaragara neza kugeza bavuga

10. Ndi mwiza ariko ubushyuhe bwisi bwaranshyushye.

11. Inshuti zukuri ntizicirana urubanza. Bacira abandi imanza hamwe!

12. Ntabwo ndi umunebwe, gusa ndishimira gukora ntacyo.

13. Nkunda akazi kanjye gusa iyo ndi mukiruhuko.

14. 80% byabahungu bafite abakobwa bakobwa. Abasigaye 20% bafite ubwonko.

15. Ihangane kubyerekeye ayo masomo nagutumyeho, terefone yanjye yari yasinze.

16. Ndashaka ko umuntu ampa Inguzanyo hanyuma akansiga wenyine.

17. Amagambo akomeye usibye NDAGUKUNDA ni "Umushahara uhabwa inguzanyo."

18. Twese dufite iyo nshuti ivuga ngo "Nzaba mpari nka 7", hanyuma yerekane nka 9.

19. Igitanda cyanjye gihora cyoroshye mugihe nkeneye kubivamo mugitondo.

20. Nanga abantu bibye ibitekerezo byanjye mbere yuko mbitekereza.

21. Nkunda paki yanjye esheshatu cyane, ndayirinda hamwe n'ibinure.

22. Ntushobora kugura urukundo. Ariko na none, ugomba kubyishyura.

23. Umuntu wese uvuga "Mwaramutse" kuwambere akwiriye gukubitwa urushyi.

24. AMASOMO- uze utinze utangire gusinzira

25. Guhunga ntibigufasha mubibazo byawe keretse niba ubyibushye.

26. Niba igihe kitagutegereje, ntugire ikibazo. Gusa kura bateri kumasaha kandi wishimire ubuzima.

27. Gerageza kuvuga inyuguti ya M iminwa yawe idakoraho.

28. Niba imyumvire isanzwe ari rusange, kuki hariho abantu benshi batayifite??

29. Mfite gusa allergie reaction kuri isanzure.

30. Nakundaga abaturanyi bacu kugeza bashize ijambo ryibanga kuri Wi-Fi yabo.

Igice cya 3: Imyitwarire yubuzima WhatsApp Imvugo

1. Ndateganya gukora ubuzima bwanjye bwose, ibyiza mubuzima bwanjye!

2. Ntabwo ndi umunebwe, ndaruhuka mbere yuko nduha.

3. Ubuzima nubuhanga bwo gushushanya nta gusiba.

4. Imyitwarire mibi ni nk'ipine iringaniye, kandi ntushobora kujya ahantu hose utabihinduye.

5. Kuba indashyikirwa ntabwo ari ubuhanga; ni imyifatire.

6. Inzira yihuse yo gukuba kabiri amafaranga yawe ni KUBONA mo kabiri hanyuma ukayasubiza mumufuka.

7. Imyifatire ni Byose.

8. Imiterere mibi isenya isura nziza.

9. Ntabwo nkeneye kwisobanura kuko nzi ko mvuze ukuri.

10. Niba abantu bagerageza kukuzanira 'Hasi' ... Bisobanura gusa ko uri 'Hejuru yabo.'

11. Abantu bameze nka 'Umuziki.' Bamwe bavuga 'TrUth' bakaruhuka, gusa urusaku ...

12. Iyo wita kumuntu, umunezero we ufite agaciro kuruta uwawe !!

13. Ubwiza ni nk'ukwezi; birasa neza nijoro.

14. Ibyishimo byinshi mubuzima ni ugukora ibintu; abantu bavuga ko udashobora

15. Ubumuga bwonyine mubuzima ni imyumvire mibi.

16. Ubuzima buzaguha neza ibyo ukeneye, ntabwo ari ibyo ushaka

17. Gukubita urushyi runini abanzi bawe ni intsinzi yawe.

18. Ibyishimo byubuzima bwawe biterwa nubwiza bwibitekerezo byawe.

19. Ibyiza mubuzima bwacu nigikorwa cyibitekerezo byacu. Tekereza neza rero, komeza ibyiza!

20. Nshinzwe gusa ibyo mvuga, ntabwo ari kubyo wumva.

21. Imisusire yerekana imyifatire yawe na kamere yawe.

22. Buri gihe ujye wibuka ko udasanzwe, kimwe nabandi bose.

23. Sinigeze ndota gutsinda. Nabikoreye.

24. Intsinzi ntabwo yoroshye kandi rwose ntabwo ari umunebwe.

25. Ikibazo cyose kizanwa nigisubizo runaka. Niba idafite igisubizo, ntabwo ari ikibazo!

26. 'Inzozi' nkaho uzabaho iteka. Baho nkaho ejo aribwo bwa nyuma.

27. Icyampa nkagira 'Google' mubitekerezo byanjye na 'Anti-virusi' mumutima wanjye ...

28. Rimwe na rimwe, ugomba gukomeza intera kugirango abantu bakwegere.

29. Ndimbura abanzi banjye iyo mbagize inshuti zanjye.

30. Icyampa nkandika amajwi yanjye nkayareba nyuma.

Igice cya 4: Amagambo ya WhatsApp ya Romantike

Imiterere ya WhatsApp ya Romantike yerekana icyo utekereza ku rukundo nuburyo ushobora kubigaragaza neza. Hano haribintu bimwe byurukundo rwa WhatsApp kumurongo

1. Ijoro ryakeye nakubonye mu nzozi zanjye, ubu sinshobora gutegereza kuryama.

2. Ntakintu cyuzuye, ariko iyo ndi kumwe nawe, byose biratunganye.

3. Kugutekereza biroroshye; Ndabikora buri munsi. Kubura ni intimba yumutima itigera ishira.

4. Nkunda ubuzima bwanjye kuko bwampaye; Ndagukunda kuko uri ubuzima bwanjye.

5. Hariho inshuro ebyiri gusa nshaka kubana nawe. Noneho n'iteka ryose.

6. Niba narashobora guhitamo kugukunda no guhumeka, ndashaka ko umwuka wanjye wanyuma uvuga ko ngukunda.

7. Ubuzima bushobora kuduha abantu beza benshi, ariko umuntu umwe gusa arahagije kugirango ubuzima bwiza…

8. Intangiriro yurukundo rwurukundo nintangiriro nziza, nyuma yumubabaro nibidashoboka bishobora kuba itegeko.

9. Abantu bose bavuga ko mukundana rimwe gusa, ariko ntabwo arukuri. Igihe cyose numvise ijwi ryawe, nongeye gukundana byongeye.

10. Wanyibye umutima wanjye, ariko nzakwemerera.

11. Urukundo ntabwo ari inshinga gusa, ahubwo ureba mu ndorerwamo.

12. Sinshaka kuba uwambere, ndashaka kuba wenyine.

13. Nataye amarira mu nyanja, umunsi mbona ari umunsi nzareka kugukunda.

14. Ninimpamvu ituma nseka, kandi nkunda, ndahumeka, mbaho.

15. Urukundo ngukunda ni nk'indorerwamo. Urashobora kubicamo ibice, ariko iyo urebye neza, uracyarimo.

16. Kwisi, hariho abantu babarirwa muri za miriyari. Mu maso yanjye, ndakubona wenyine.

17. Imyaka ntabwo iturinda Urukundo, Ariko urukundo, kurwego runaka, ruturinda imyaka.

18. Nifuzaga ko inzozi zimeze nkibyifuzo, kandi ibyifuzo bikaba impamo, bitera mubitekerezo byanjye mporana nawe.

19. Umwenyura wawe mwiza nibyo nkeneye kurwana intambara zose mubuzima bwanjye.

20. Ntabwo nshobora gusezeranya gukemura ibibazo byawe byose, ariko ndashobora kumenya neza ko ntazigera nkureka ngo uhure wenyine.

21. Umeze nk'izuba ryaka nkuko urukundo rwawe rwaka rushobora no gutuma inyenyeri zishira.

22. Ndagukunda. Isegonda imwe yo kuvuga. Iminota 2 yo gusobanura nubuzima bwose kugirango ubigaragaze.

23. Kunda Umwe Uhindura Ur Isi Neza.

24. Igihe cyose nkubonye nongeye gukundana byongeye.

25. Nta gipimo cyo gupima urukundo…

26. Nakundanye kubera kumwenyura, ariko nagumye mu rukundo kubera umutima wawe.

27. Nzagukunda kugeza igihe inyenyeri zizasohokera kandi imiraba ntizongera guhinduka.

28. Ndagukeneye. Ndagushaka. Kandi ndagukunda.

29. Imana ishimwe kuba yarahujije imitima yacu yombi! Nzagukunda kugeza imperuka.

30. Urukundo ntabwo arikintu gishoboka. Uzi iyo mukundana.

Igice cya 5: Imiterere migufi ya WhatsApp

1. Buri gihe Umwenyure.

2. Nshobora gukora ibi.

3. Ntukabe ibisanzwe.

4. Komeza ubuzima bworoshye.

5. Komeza gutuza & gutuza gusa.

6. Igihe cyose gifite akamaro.

7. Ibi nabyo bizashira.

8. Ubuzima nta Ctrl + Z.

9. Koresha neza ubuzima bwawe.

10. Guceceka nijwi rirenga.

11. Hindura ndashaka mubushake.

12. Niwowe ntarengwa.

13. Intambwe nto buri munsi.

14. Kora ibyo ukunda.

15. Ndashobora, kubwibyo

16. Ntuzigere ucogora na rimwe.

17. Kunda impungenge nke.

18. Wibande ku byiza.

19. Baho ibyo ukunda.

20. Ibyishimo ni akazi imbere.

21. Ubuzima ni Bugufi - Kuganira Byihuse!

22. Bika amazi - Kunywa byeri!

23. Amahoro atangira kumwenyura.

24. Ibyishimo ni murugo.

25. Gerageza unanirwe, ariko ntuzigere unanirwa kugerageza.

26. Buri munsi ni amahirwe ya kabiri.

27. Nibwiye nti: "Ni wowe na njye gusa"

28. Ntabwo nahindutse, nabyutse gusa.

29. Urashobora gukora ikintu icyo aricyo cyose, ariko sibyose.

30. Kora igikwiye ntabwo cyoroshye.