150 Yakanakisa WhatsApp Status Quotes yako

Chikamu 1: Inotonhorera WhatsApp Status Quotes

Aya marudzi eWhatsApp chimiro ndeaya vanhu vanoda kuratidza rutivi rutsva rwehunhu hwavo. Mimwe yemitemo inotonhorera yeWhatsApp yakataurwa pano.

1. Handina kuchinja, uye ndakangokura. Unofanira kuzviedza kamwe chete.

2. Ndinoda kutenga zvinhu zvitsva, asi ndinovenga kushandisa mari.

3. Handisi kuita nharo, ndiri kungoedza kutsanangura kuti sei ndakarurama.

4. Ndine godo nevabereki vangu, handifi ndakava nemwana anotonhorera sewavo.

5. Handina chinetso chemafungiro, uye ndine unhu hwausingagoni kubata.

6. Tese takazvarwa kuti tife, usanzwe wakakosha kundipfuura.

7. Ndinovenga masvomhu, asi ndinoda kuverenga mari.

8. Hupenyu hupfupi. Usatambise kuverenga zvangu WhatsApp status.

9. Nyika isina "Art" inongova "Eh."

10. Ndinonyatsogona kurara, ndinogona kuzviita nemaziso angu

11. Chose chinondiuraya chinoita kuti ndinzwe ndiri mupenyu.

12. Ndakangoona munhu akachenjera kupfuura vose pandakanga ndiri pamberi pegirazi.

13. Kana ndafa ndinoda kuti guva rangu ripe Wifi yemahara kuitira kuti vanhu vashanyire nguva zhinji.

14. HOME: Kwandinogona kunyangara ndonakidzwa nazvo.

15. Mwari anosika; Ndinoreva, chingonditarisa.

16. Ndinotaura pfungwa dzangu. Handina basa nezvandinotaura.

17. Nhasi mangwanani pandakanga ndichityaira Ferrari yangu, alarm yakandimutsa.

18. Handina basa nokuti vanhu vanofunga sei kana kutaura pamusoro pangu, uye handina kuberekwa pasi pano kuti ndifadze munhu wose.

19. Ndakarega kurwisana nemadhimoni angu emukati. Isu tiri kudivi rimwe zvino.

20. Wadiwa Masvomhu, ndapota kukura uye kugadzirisa matambudziko ako. Ndaneta nekuvapindura iwewe.

21. Zvakajairika zvinofinha.

22. Ndinoziva kuti ndiri "Anotyisa", saka handina basa ne "Opinion" yako.

23. Handidi mugadziri webvudzi, uye piro yangu inondipa bvudzi idzva mangwanani ega ega.

24 Nezuro handina kuita chinhu, uye nhasi ndiri kupedza zvandakaita nezuro.

25. Ndiri kuda chaizvo zororo remwedzi mitanhatu kaviri pagore.

26. Ndinotaura ndega nokuti ndinoda kubata neboka riri nani revanhu.

27. Ndinoda Google muuropi hwangu.

28. Ndinoda kutandara nevanhu vanoita kuti ndikanganwe kutarisa foni yangu.

29. Ndawana mabikirwo emufaro. Pane mumwe munhu angangonditumira mari here kuti nditenge zvinogadzirwa?

30. Ndakatanga ndisina chinhu, uye ndichine zvizhinji zvacho.

Chikamu 2: Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes

Inonakidza WhatsApp chimiro inzira yekuratidza isina kujairika divi reunhu hwako kune vamwe. Yako inosetsa WhatsApp chimiro inowedzera mufaro uye positivity kuhupenyu hwevamwe, avo vese vakabatana neWhatsApp yako. Heino mimwe mienzaniso.

1. Hameno Chii Chinoitika Kana Mukadzi WaDoctor Akadya Apple A Day.

2. Kusaita chinhu chinhu chakaoma kuita. Hauzivi nguva yekupedzisa.

3. Vanhu vanochinja Love status after 30 Sec. GF ndicho chikonzero ...

4. Chitoro chebhuku chinongova zvidimbu zvehumbowo zvatinazvo izvo vanhu vachiri kufunga.

5. Chandinonyanya kunetseka muhupenyu ndechekuti shamwari dzangu dzepamhepo dzinogona kuziviswa nezverufu rwangu..!!

6. Umhutu hwakafanana nemhuri. Zvinoshungurudza, asi vanotakura ropa rako.

7. Kana Koreji yakatidzidzisa chero chinhu, iri kutumira mameseji pasina kutarisa :)

8. Nguva chete kubudirira kunouya basa risati rasvika muduramazwi.

9. Chiedza chinofamba nekukurumidza kupfuura ruzha…ndosaka vanhu vachiratidzika kupenya kusvika vataura

10. Ndinotonhorera asi kudziya kwepasi kwakandipisa.

11. Shamwari chaidzo hadzitongesane. Vanotonga vamwe vanhu pamwechete!

12. Handisi usimbe, ndinongonakidzwa nekusaita chinhu.

13. Ndinoda basa rangu chete kana ndiri pazororo.

14. 80% yevakomana vane vasikana. Vamwe vose 20% vane uropi.

15. Ndine urombo nezvemashoko iwayo andakakutumirai manheru apfuura, foni yangu yakanga yakadhakwa.

16. Ndinoda anondipa Loan ozondisiya ndega.

17. Mazwi ane simba kudarika I LOVE YOU ndeekuti "Salary is Credited."

18. Tese tine shamwari iya inoti "I will be there around 7", ozozviratidza kuma9.

19. Mubhedha wangu unogara uchiwedzera kugadzikana pandinenge ndichida kubuda mairi mangwanani.

20. Ndinovenga vanhu vanoba mazano angu ndisati ndaafunga.

21. Ndinoda matanhatu-pack yangu zvakanyanya, ndinoidzivirira nehupamhi hwemafuta.

22. Iwe haungambotenga rudo. Asi zvakadaro, unofanira kuribhadhara.

23. Ani nani anoti "Good Morning" paMonday anofanirwa kurohwa nembama.

24. CLASS- huya wanonoka utange kurara

25. Kutiza hakubatsiri pamatambudziko ako kunze kwekunge wakafuta.

26. Kana nguva isingakumirire, usanetseka. Ingobvisa bhatiri kubva pawachi uye unakirwe nehupenyu.

27. Edza kutaura vara M pasina miromo yako kubata.

28. Kana njere dzakajairika, sei paine vanhu vakawanda vasina izvozvo??

29. Ndiri kungoita allergic reaction kune zvakasikwa.

30. Ndaifarira vavakidzani vangu kusvika vaisa password paWi-Fi yavo.

Chikamu 3: Hupenyu Mafungiro WhatsApp Status Quotes

1. Ndinoronga kuita hupenyu hwangu hwose, zvakanakisisa zvehupenyu hwangu!

2. Handina nungo, ndinozorora ndisati ndaneta.

3. Hupenyu inyanzvi yekudhirowa pasina chekudzimisa.

4. Mafungiro akaipa akafanana nevhiri raponja, uye hapana kwaungaenda kusvikira warichinja.

5. Kunaka hakusi hunyanzvi; iwo mafungiro.

6. Nzira yekukurumidza kuita kaviri mari yako ndeyeKUPENYWA nepakati woidzosera muhomwe yako.

7. Mafungiro ndiwo Zvose.

8. Hunhu hwakashata hunoparadza chiso chakanaka.

9. Handifaniri kuzvitsanangura nokuti ndinoziva kuti ndakarurama.

10. Kana vanhu vachiedza kukuunza 'Pasi'... Zvinongoreva kuti uri 'Pamusoro pavo.'

11. Vanhu vakaita se'Muziyo.' Vamwe vanoti 'Chokwadi' vozorora, ruzha chete...

12. Kana uchichengeta munhu, mufaro wake unokosha kupfuura wako!!

13. Runako rwakaita soMwedzi; zvinotaridzika zviri nani usiku.

14. Mufaro mukuru muupenyu kuita zvinhu; vanhu vanoti haugone

15. Kuremara chete muhupenyu maitiro akaipa.

16. Hupenyu huchakupa chaizvo zvaunoda, kwete zvaunoda

17. Kurova kukuru kuvavengi vako ndiko kubudirira kwako.

18. Mufaro wehupenyu hwako unoenderana nemhando yemafungiro ako.

19. Positive muhupenyu hwedu ibasa rekufunga kwedu. Saka funga zvakanaka, gara uine tariro!

20. Ndine mutoro pane zvandinotaura chete, kwete pane zvaunonzwisisa.

21. Chimiro chiratidzo chemafungiro ako uye hunhu.

22. Gara uchiyeuka kuti wakasiyana nevamwe, sezvakangoita vamwe vese.

23. Handina kumbobvira ndarota nezvekubudirira. Ndakazvishandira.

24. Kubudirira hakusi nyore uye zvechokwadi hakusi kweusimbe.

25. Dambudziko rega rega rinouya neimwe mhinduro. Kana isina mhinduro, harisi dambudziko!

26. 'Kurota' sokunge kuti uchararama nokusingaperi. Rarama sokunge mangwana ndiro rekupedzisira.

27. Ndinoshuva kuti dai ndaiva 'Google' mupfungwa dzangu uye 'Anti-virusi' mumwoyo mangu...

28. Dzimwe nguva unoda kuchengetedza chinhambwe kuti uchengete vanhu vari pedyo newe.

29. Ndinoparadza vavengi vangu kana ndichivaita shamwari dzangu.

30. Ndinoshuva kuti dai ndakwanisa kunyora zviroto zvangu uye ndigozviona gare gare.

Chikamu 4: Romantic WhatsApp Status Quotes

Romantic WhatsApp chimiro chinoratidza zvaunofunga nezve rudo uye nematauriro aungaite. Heano mamwe emhando dzerudo WhatsApp online

1. Nezuro manheru ndakakuona muhope dzangu, zvino handichagoni kumirira kuenda kunorara.

2. Hapana chakakwana, asi kana ndinemi, zvinhu zvose zvakakwana.

3. Kukufunga kuri nyore; Ndinozviita zuva nezuva. Kukusuwa ndiko kurwadza kwemoyo kusingapere.

4. Ndinoda upenyu hwangu nokuti hwakandipa iwe; Ndinokudai nekuti muri hupenyu hwangu.

5. Pane nguva mbiri chete dzandinoda kuva newe. Zvino uye Nokusingaperi.

6. Dai ndaigona kusarudza pakati pekukuda nekufema, ndaizoda mweya wangu wekupedzisira kuti nditi ndinokuda.

7. Hupenyu hunogona kutipa vanhu vakanaka vakawanda, asi munhu mumwe chete anokwana hupenyu hwakanaka…

8. Hunhu hwerudo rwerudo ndiko kutanga kwakanaka, mushure mezvo kusuwa uye kusagoneka kungave mutemo.

9. Munhu wese anoti munodanana kamwe chete, asi handizvo. Pese pandinonzwa inzwi renyu, ndinowira murudo zvakare.

10. Makaba mwoyo wangu, asi ndichakuregai kuti muuchengete.

11. Rudo harisi rechiito chete, ndiwe wakatarisa mugirazi.

12. Ini handidi kuita nhamba yako, ndinoda kuva wako wega.

13. Ndakadonhedza musodzi mugungwa, zuva randichaiwana ndiro zuva randicharega kukuda.

14. Ndimi chikonzero nei ndichinyemwerera, uye ndinoda, ndinofema, ndinorarama.

15. Rudo rwangu kwauri rwakaita segirazi. Unogona kuchiputsa kuita zvidimbu, asi kana ukanyatsotarisisa, unenge uchirimo.

16. Munyika mune mabhiriyoni evanhu. Mumaziso angu ndinoona imi chete.

17. Zera haritidziviriri paRudo, Asi rudo, kusvika pamwero wakati, runotidzivirira kubva pazera.

18. Ndinoshuva kuti zviroto zvakafanana nezvishuwo, uye zvishuwo zviitike, nokuti mupfungwa dzangu ndinogara ndinewe.

19. Kunyemwerera kwako kwakanaka ndiko chete kwandinoda kurwisa matambudziko ese muhupenyu hwangu.

20. Handigoni kuvimbisa kugadzirisa matambudziko ako ose, asi ndinogona chete kuva nechokwadi chokuti handifi ndakakurega uchitarisana nazvo uri woga.

21. Makaita sezuva rinopenya sezvo rudo rwenyu runopisa ruchigona kuita kuti nyeredzi dzipere.

22. Ndinokudai. Sekondi imwe kutaura. 2 maminetsi ekutsanangura uye hupenyu hwese kuzviratidza.

23. Ida Uyo Anoita Kuti Uri Nyika Yakanaka.

24. Pese pandinokuona ndinodanana zvakare.

25. Hapana Chikero Chekuyera rudo...

26 Ndakadanana nokuda kwokunyemwerera kwenyu, asi ndakaramba ndiri murudo nokuda kwomwoyo wenyu.

27 Ndichakuda kusvikira nyeredzi dzabuda uye mafungu arege kushanduka.

28. Ndinokuda. Ndinoda iwe. Uye ndinokuda.

29. Tenda Mwari nekubatanidza mweya yedu miviri pamwechete! Ndichakuda kusvika kumagumo.

30. Rudo hachisi chinhu chingave chinhu. Munoziva kana muri murudo.

Chikamu 5: Short Status nokuda WhatsApp

1. Nguva dzose Smile.

2. Ndinogona kuita izvi.

3. Usave munhuwo zvake.

4. Ita kuti upenyu huve nyore.

5. Gara wakadzikama & ingotonhora.

6. Nguva yese inokosha.

7 Izviwo zvichaitika.

8. Hupenyu hauna Ctrl + Z.

9. Shandisa zvakanyanya hupenyu hwako.

10. Kunyarara ndiro inzwi rine ruzha.

11. Shandura ndinoda kuva ndinoda.

12. Ndiwe wega muganhu.

13. Matanho madiki mazuva ese.

14. Ita zvaunoda.

15. Ndinokwanisa, naizvozvo ndiri

16. Usambokanda mapfumo pasi.

17. Kuda zvakanyanya kunetseka kushoma.

18. Isa pfungwa dzako pane zvakanaka.

19. Rarama zvaunoda.

20. Mufaro ibasa remukati.

21. Hupenyu Hupfupi - Kurukurai Nekukurumidza!

22. Chengetedza mvura - Inwa doro!

23. Rugare runotanga nekunyemwerera.

24. Mufaro unoitwa kumba.

25. Edza uye wokundikana, asi usambokundikana kuedza.

26. Zuva nezuva mukana wechipiri.

27. Ndakazviudza kuti, "Ndiwe newe chete."

28. Handina kuchinja, ndakangomuka.

29 Unogona kuita chinhu chipi nechipi, asi kwete zvose.

30. Ita zvakanaka kwete zviri nyore.