150 Best WhatsApp Status Quotes for You

Part 1: Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes

These types of WhatsApp status are for the persons who want to exhibit a fresh side of their personality. Some of the cool WhatsApp statutes stated herewith.

1. I didn't change, and I just grew up. You should try it once.

2. I love buying new things, but I hate spending money.

3. I'm not arguing, I'm merely trying to explain why I'm Right.

4. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

5. I don't have an attitude problem, and I just have a personality that you can't handle.

6. We all are born to die, don't feel more special than me.

7. I hate math, but I love counting money.

8. Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my WhatsApp status.

9. The Earth without "Art" is just "Eh."

10. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

11. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

12. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

13. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

14. HOME: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

15. God is creative; I mean, just look at me.

16. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

17. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

18. I don't care what people think or say about me, and I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

19. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

20. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your problems. I'm tired of answering them for you.

21. Normal is boring.

22. I know I am "Awesome", so I don't care about your "Opinion".

23. I don't need a hairstylist, and my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

24. Yesterday I did nothing, and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

25. I'm in desperate need of a 6-month vacation twice a year.

26. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

27. I need Google in my brain.

28. I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

29. I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

30. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Part 2: Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes

Funny WhatsApp status is a way to display an unusual side of your personality to others. Your funny WhatsApp status adds happiness and positivity to other's life, who all connected with your WhatsApp. Here are some examples.

1. I Wonder What Happens When Doctor's Wife Eats An Apple A Day.

2. Doing nothing is a tough thing to do. You never know when to finish.

3. People that Change Love status after 30 Sec. G.F. is the Reason...

4. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

5. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

6. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying, but they carry your blood.

7. If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

8. The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

9. Light travels faster than sound…that's why people appear bright until they speak

10. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

11. Ture friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together!

12. I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

13. I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

14. 80% of boys have girlfriends. The rest 20% have a brain.

15. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

16. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

17. The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited."

18. We all have that friend who says "I'll be there around 7", and then shows up around 9.

19. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

20. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

21. I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

22. You can never buy love. But still, you have to pay for it.

23. Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped.

24. C.L.A.S.S.- come late and start sleeping

25. Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.

26. If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

27. Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

28. If common sense is so common, why are there so many people without it??

29. I'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

30. I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

Part 3: Life Attitude WhatsApp Status Quotes

1. I plan to make the rest of my life, the best of my life!

2. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

3. Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

4. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, and you can't go anywhere until you change it.

5. Excellence is not a skill; it is an attitude.

6. The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

7. Attitude is Everything.

8. An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.

9. I don't need to explain myself because I know I'm right.

10. If people are trying to bring you 'Down'... It only means that you are 'Above them.'

11. People are like 'Music.' Some say the 'TrUth' and rest, just noise...

12. When you care for someone, his happiness matters more than yours!!

13. Beauty is like Moon; looks much better at night.

14. The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things; people say you can't

15. The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

16. Life will give you precisely what you need, not what you want

17. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

18. The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

19. The positivity in our life is a function of our thinking. So think positive, stay positive!

20. I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

21. Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

22. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

23. I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.

24. Success is not easy and is certainly not for lazy.

25. Every problem comes with some solution. If it doesn't have any solution, it's not a problem!

26. 'Dream' as if you'll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is the last one.

27. I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Anti-virus' in my heart...

28. Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep people close to you.

29. I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

30. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

Part 4: Romantic WhatsApp Status Quotes

Romantic WhatsApp status shows what you think about love and how well you can express it. Here are some of the romantic WhatsApp online status

1. Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can’t wait to go to sleep.

2. Nothing is perfect, but when I'm with you, everything is perfect.

3. Thinking of you is easy; I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

4. I love my life because it gave me you; I love you because you are my life.

5. There are only two times that I want to be with you. Now and Forever.

6. If I could choose between loving you and breathing, I would want my last breath to say I love you.

7. Life can give us lots of beautiful persons, but only one person is enough for a beautiful life…

8. The essence of romantic love is that lovely beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

9. Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice, I fall in love all over again.

10. You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

11. Love is not just a verb, it’s you looking in the mirror.

12. I don't want to be your number one, I want to be your only one.

13. I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

14. You are the reason why I smile, and I love, I breathe, I live.

15. My love for you is like a mirror. You can break it into pieces, but when you look closely, you're still in it.

16. In the world, there are billions of people. In my eyes, I see only you.

17. Age does not protect us from Love, But love, to some extent, protects us from age.

18. I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my thoughts I'm always with you.

19. Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

20. I cannot promise to solve all your problems, but I can only make sure that I will never let you face them alone.

21. You are like a bright sun as your blazing love can even make the stars fade away.

22. I love you. One second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.

23. Love the One Who Makes Ur World Beautiful.

24. Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

25. There is No Scale To Measure love…

26. I fell in love because of your smile, but I stayed in love because of your heart.

27. I will love you until the stars go out and the tides no longer turn.

28. I need you. I want you. And I love you.

29. Thank God for merging our two souls together! I will love you till the end of time.

30. Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you’re in love.

Part 5: Short Status for WhatsApp

1. Always Smile.

2. I can do this.

3. Don't be normal.

4. Keep life simple.

5. Keep calm & just chill.

6. Every moment matters.

7. This too shall pass.

8. Life has no Ctrl + Z.

9. Make the most of your life.

10. Silence is the loudest voice.

11. Turn I wish into I will.

12. You are your only limit.

13. Small steps every day.

14. Do what you love.

15. I can, therefore I am

16. Never give up ever.

17. Love more worry less.

18. Focus on the good.

19. Live what you love.

20. Happiness is an inside job.

21. Life is Short - Chat Fast!

22. Save water - Drink beer!

23. Peace begins with a smile.

24. Happiness is homemade.

25. Try and fail, but never fail to try.

26. Every day is a second chance.

27. I told myself, "It's just you and I"

28. I didn't change, I just woke up.

29. You can do anything, but not everything.

30. Do what is right not what is easy.